The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy advertisement:
Now for a limited time only when you rush your Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy order to Megadodo Publications, you’ll get our special gift to you, enough throw-in items to fill an attic!
So act now and receive all these fabulous bonuses!
- FLUFF: goes anywhere – under the bed, behind the commode, at the bottom of your pocket, inside your navel!
- DUSTRUCT ORDERS FOR YOUR HOME AND PLANET: Suitable for framing, and great gag gifts at any party!
- DON’T PANIC! BUTTON: Pefect for those times when your planet is being bombarded by laser beams, your toaster starts talking to you and traces of radioactivity are discovered in your breakfast cereal!
- JOO JANTA 200 SUPER-CHROMATIC PERIL-SENSITIVE SUNGLASSES:*** You’ll look cool and stay cool even when attending a Vogon poetry reading!
- NO TEA: Just like the tea professional hitchhiker’s don’t carry!
- MICROSCOPIC SPACE FLEET: Just the thing for attacking microscopic civilizations.
*** Not recommended for driving.
How much would you pay now? One hundred altairian dollars? Two hundred? Three hundred?