The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy advertisement:

Now for a limited time only when you rush your Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy order to Megadodo Publications, you’ll get our special gift to you, enough throw-in items to fill an attic!

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Commodore Computer Club

So act now and receive all these fabulous bonuses!

  • FLUFF: goes anywhere – under the bed, behind the commode, at the bottom of your pocket, inside your navel!
  • DUSTRUCT ORDERS FOR YOUR HOME AND PLANET: Suitable for framing, and great gag gifts at any party!
  • DON’T PANIC! BUTTON: Pefect for those times when your planet is being bombarded by laser beams, your toaster starts talking to you and traces of radioactivity are discovered in your breakfast cereal!
  • JOO JANTA 200 SUPER-CHROMATIC PERIL-SENSITIVE SUNGLASSES:*** You’ll look cool and stay cool even when attending a Vogon poetry reading!
  • NO TEA: Just like the tea professional hitchhiker’s don’t carry!
  • MICROSCOPIC SPACE FLEET: Just the thing for attacking microscopic civilizations.

*** Not recommended for driving.

How much would you pay now? One hundred altairian dollars? Two hundred? Three hundred?

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